balladeer dream

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balladeer dream  (  a  h o p e  i n  v e r s e  –  f o r m  )




i'd like to be a balladeer

thence wander far & near

but mainly near - i can't be arsed

to stray too far from here


yet still i'd graft with ballad fare

yeah, all that crazy shoot

recounting yarns in rusty barns

whilst strumming on me lute


a balladeer? oh yes please please

no, not soppy pop songs

or animals - they're fallow deer

stop muddling, you're wrong


no cavalier cashiers for me

'stead words with strings i've plucked

until death calls ( dum - dum - dee - dum )

& then all's proper fucked

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mayday calm

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mayday calm  (  a  p o e m  )





there is no panic, still there's time

it's early, blurry stirs the mind

as birds they sing in chirpy chimes

as curtains stir - up come them blinds


the water still flows in yon stream

as queens awaken from their dreams

& lambs bounce mad - they're full o' beans

i haven't heard a frantic scream


as morris men awake & yawn

then dress with bells upon this morn

those doom-merchants have yet to warn

of blah - blah - blah plus warring storms


i plod that path beside the barn

upon that hill wearing no charm

for luck i clutch air in my palm

which does the trick

it's mayday calm

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unamused

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unamused  (  s o m e  p o e t r y  )




what's funny about farms?

what's funny about about bones?

i grew up on a farm

was that a funny home?


my skeleton beneath

has never-ever spoke

let alone tickled folk

with a funny joke

( ? )

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my broken toe hell

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my broken toe hell  (  a  t r u e  m o a n  a b o u t  f u c k  a l l   r e a l l y  )




oh broken toe

my scarpered flow

i fell - you clicked

the crunch of woe


that sound we know

we dread it so

horrific yet

some faint hope glows


through dark shadows

well dark are those

in dreams i dream

then green shoots grow


oh broken toe

i'm okay though

it's poetry

put on a show

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bastard chapters

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bastard chapters  (  s o m e  p o e t r y  )




dog-shit-free shoes - wanker trainers

broken toe groans - fortune favours

the jammy & thin ice skaters

lucky twats

their fluky capers


worse things happen at dot-dot-dot

dick'ead clichés & their what not

tangled rambles - daft apeth knots

fucking swearing

that hits the spot


no blister weeps of a morning

like a bellend, frogs are spawning

hobble home quick - gobshite's calling

take no ice bath

'stead get scrawling


as that crow flies - scratch a surface

shit on paper, burn a furnace

bastard chapters - scrappy verses

sadness blessings

happy curses

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