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( eurovision looms again ) ( y e t m o r e i m p e n d i n g d o o m )
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diarrhoea sprays wild through the great british isles then all's incontinent on the continent ...
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( eurovision looms again ) ( y e t m o r e i m p e n d i n g d o o m )
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diarrhoea sprays wild through the great british isles then all's incontinent on the continent ...
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lost lucky tin ( a p o e m i n p l a c e s )
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gobshite f.c i've lost me tin fucked for the cup the league as well me lucky tin with stuff within get on it yous oh fucking hell 'tis magic stuff that means we win now focus shrinks doom bloats - doom swells above black clouds are gathering as thirteen bells ring dead-tin-knells ( keep searching ) ...
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revoekam ( a t r e n d y p o e m )
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brush your arse & wipe your teeth - yeah comb your ears then clean out your hair iron your nose then blow your clothes - godditt - ...
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short poems about nothing much ( a s h o r t p o e m a b o u t . . . )
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short poems about nothing much brief dither-wittles & their such short poems about bugger all more tea vicar? soz ( elsewhere calls ) ...
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all for equality but … ( s o m e s h i t e p o e t r y )
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tall people
they're consuming room
far too much - they're blocking our views
face in clouds
so lost in themself
too selfish for
anyone else
tall people
oh why jesus why?
with their different heads in the sky
lanky twats
that has to be said
when i'm king it's
off with their legs
( x )
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shit tea poems ( a ? )
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shit poems about tea brief shite odes to the mighty brew ( fuck it, that'll do ) ...
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in a bit ( s ) ( s o m e 5 / 7 / 5 )
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bastard scraps of rhymes
those broken-biscuit-tin times
( seven 'til half nine )
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hallelujah & out the other one ( s o m e v e r s e )
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my messiah complex speaks fluent german my messiah complex has never worn sandals my messiah complex is a musical person ( as ) my messiah complex thinks that he's handel ...
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scared of mayors ( a t r u e s t o r y )
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i'm scared of mayors i fear the mayors their wicked stares i'm mayor aware trust not those mayors those robes - beware come sleep they're there nightmares of mayors ( ! ) ...
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asparagus season ( a l y r i c a l t u r d s t r o k e t a l k i n g r a s h )
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asparagus season it's that magic sparrowed grass asparagus season so grab it while it lasts asparagus season it's that time of the year asparagus season so bring me my spear ...