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theatre trip ( s o m e o ‘ t h a t )
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i snored before the end of act one ...
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theatre trip ( s o m e o ‘ t h a t )
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i snored before the end of act one ...
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( **** it ) ( m y a f t e r n o o n )
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when it pours then it pours so you're drenched then you're drenched when your bones they are soaked when the earth's thirst is quenched but there's more & still more with no end in sight yet be that back of that duck when you're wet then you're wet ...
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poetry’s a dick’ead diary ( a p o e m )
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poetry's a sad nymph weeping poetry's a spring lamb leaping poems are a bunch of words that we shat out just like turds poetry's a burnt flag blazing poetry's half-part amazing poems are a form of glue solvent free ( killjoys, boo hoo ) poetry's a sort of anchor poetry's a fuckin' wanker poems are a startled herd poems are a flock of birds poetry's a dragon - fiery poetry's a dick'ead diary poems know a trick or two yet they're tits yes, this is true ...
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rush-job ( a p o e m )
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each second counts time now is squashed great waves are tossed against the cosh not long have i i'm in a rush calm's far from here distant its hush & yet you there you gently waft with breezy ease you swish then swash sips of nectar from supping cups i'm in a rush - don't hold me up - ...
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mash & salad ( 1 0 s e c o n d r e a d ( . . . ) )
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apples unearth mixed leaf glum sharks are basking bastard sun eat more carrots dark this fun mash & salad yom num yum ...
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a grey may day ( a t r u e s t o r y )
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a grey may day spring mist & murk then showers fall on april's lies all's there somewhere my pen still works we need this now the ground's too dry so come on rain & soak your worst england expects as too do i torrents pour forth mighty clouds burst a grey may day ( gifts in disguise ) ...
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deskhead ( f o u r – l i n e – read )
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this desk is a mess this head is a mess my head is this desk this desk is my head ...
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weather the under ( a p o e m ( ? ) )
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the fox with chickenpox the weasel with measles the frog who's feeling off the anaemic weevil the snake with the burnt tongue the poorly poor baboon the snail struck by the runs i hope you get well soon ...
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fools ( s o m e p o e t r y o f s t u f f )
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( oh )
do stop making
a fool out of us
said the lemon
& the whipping cream
to the whisk
( but it's all in the wrist )
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there’s a bucket in my hole ( a t r u e t a l e )
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there's a bucket in my hole & there's a kitchen in me rat there's a settee down my keys & there's a tree stuck up my cat there's a hay barn on my fire & aye - there's soup within my fly there's a shadow of my shadow but don't ask us how or why ( ? ) ...