I found an extra hour of the day squatting in the shed this morning - so suddenly I had the luxury of 25. Apparently this 1 doesn't count once the 60 minutes are out - so you can effectively do what you like. I killed an earwig wi' m' left arm plus set fire to several barns - then sprayed raw sewage all over that neighbour's drive. & then it all went back to before & yes, I miss my brief time of yore - but it'll always be a blessing aye, it's good to be alive ...
Author: resarfpoetry
in the know…
Tartan paint has existed for centuries - as certain as immortality is a peacock. It makes the rooms look bigger but most shades do that nowadays - as per Geronicus my informative chocolate teapot ...
this hum
There was this hum in the air from nothing much in particular - just a collective mix abuzz from bits of things & stuff. So I decided to join in & with a Trad. Folk tune didst bombinate - in the hope that music might catch on & this drone elevate then dominate. It remained a solo effort ...
4 tuner
Find a penny pick it up & all that day you'll have top luck. Assuming you weren't hit by a bus as you bent over, or subsequently had your good fortune cancelled out - by uncovering a 4 leaf clover. Don't get cocky ...
mister roget was creationist scum
Well of course the Thesaurus has been an absolute godsend of a cheeky - handy - sumit else tome, since the time - period & era that its fellow dinosaurs roamed. & hen 1 day evolved chicken pox unwell - the others all got spots & died away, technically a book no, not actually a reptile - but it still it endures now to this so very day ...
blame-blame-blame-blame-blame
Poor Oedipus was blind from birth pre & post-gouged eyes, oh why can't these meddlesome shepherd types ignore exposed infant's cries ? He was left there for top reason as sure as Steve is short for Stephen & now a plague has terwatted Thebes, plus all that shite that kicked off with his folks like - a complete lack of foresight & a fucking tragedy ...
a fossil-related poem
Will we too in turn - due course become fossilized, i.e petrified but not terrified & thoroughly behind the times ? Only to be rediscovered & reappear so very alien like a Space Vole or Ginger Chimera ? - 'Look Dad, it's from The Vaguely Poetic Era' ...
umbraless
Could you loan us y' shadow if only for a few hours, under some informal shady lease ? As I was born without 1 - despite not being a vampire, I promise you'll get it all back in 1 piece ...
god in a windmill
I'd love to find God in a working old windmill, or on a moorland walk in Winterland undeterred by the cold plus wind chill. Or larking in my local rec' / park behind the dark side of the slide, whilst childishly pretending that he's still invisible - & then it would be my turn to hide ...
the month of the 3 easters
As any so-called egghead worth their weight in wheat will tell you - September is a month of 3 Easters. The 1st 1's dead-cert lovely, the last 1's bloody nasty - & the middle 1 well that could mimic either. Yes, number I it makes us all smile & number III is so fucking vile - & number II it transmits by ear. Oh, as any knowledgeable fountain worth their flow in nouse will inform you - there are 17.4 Easters in every Colander Year ...
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