i spy july

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i spy july ( some seasonal jism )




so june is dead etc.

the grass is wet, the river's dry

a foxgloved time & fox cubs too

there's buttercups & butterflies


so on we plod - us plucky sods

the squinting sun in blinks it shines

on mossy walls as nature calls

on corncockle & columbine


the swallows swoop in nifty loops

there's nettle stings where thicket thrives

there's fattened lambs - the grazing's good

there's cowslip herds & thistle spikes


the woods are cool - woods always are

then gleaming in the valley wide

a golden sight upon the first

i spy july

& six magpies

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muffle-buggered sky thing

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muffle-buggered sky thing ( a poem )

 




yes, it's squidgy in the riddle

said the lemon to the lark

as the catnip purred a lion

& the dogwood wolfed a bark


as the vicar played the fiddle

& the spiders spun an ark

neath a muffle-buggered sky thing

as the morris men turned dark


as the acorn chased a squirrel

up a flagpole in the park

& the marquis in his marquee

showed some aardvarks his birthmark


aye - it's vim-stuff in the fizzle

said the fishwife to the shark

oh but change is rearranging

it's that never-ending spark

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don’t shout at cows

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don’t shout at cows ( some piffle )


the toast has flown

the hittites have fled

when wednesday fell

so thursday's brown bread

then friday came

& torched down the shed

so marmalade

is clutching at shreds


the gatling's jammed

the milkman is dead

the eggs are vile

& scrambled our heads

it's all my fault

the jenny wren said

don't shout at cows

shout at me instead

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ten onions &

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ten onions &  ( a poem )





ten onions & fresh turnip juice

a newspaper

or else - gazette


a book of stamps, a phone number

& all those who

we've not killed yet


the date today - not yesterday

or last whitsun

- that clarinet


our middle names, our silly games

& so we list

lest we forget

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cripes & out the other one

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cripes & out the other one ( a poem but there are worse things … )


don't baffle the badger

or flummox the fox

don't puzzle the polecat

you'll give 'em the pox


don't bother the otter

or garble the lark

don't wobble the weasel

or things could turn dark


don't addle the adder

or tickle the toad

don't headfuck the heron

or you'll shit your load

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