a glide with bee

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a glide with bee  (  h e r e ‘ s  o n e  i  m a d e  e a r l i e r  )




a glide with bee, bat scrawls - the eben lied

the parsnip beacons gourd with bee a glide

hen rubber helter whale - sand kumquats scree

elf opera skelter crow, a glide with bee


whipped skewiffs glow red grouse, brine river bay

girth's noise snow hymn piss tories gas ashtray

mange manta ray spin squalls - a drowned diary

snow plough screw anus knot - a glide with bee


eye ear nose toe - chimney, backhand screw press

quill panto eight gland gears blow bittern dress

pear fizz festing? snare wave, pie pillory

sky phylum krill, cliff cow - a glide with bee


old sow thigh floss seasaw - rice soaking skies

haiku mushroom android emu disguise

stem stalking crakes ant turn train shadow's scree

pinstripe, insect - blowtorch - a glide with bee

( a glide with bee, a glide with bee )

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scribbles in a piddle pad

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scribbles in a piddle pad  (  s o m e  r h y m e s  )



river swish & liquorice

swans upon a gurning curve

interstellar sausages

thunder in the undergrad


dynamite & cyanide

marbles of a souper star

singing songs of podded peas

spartans claid in tartan's plaid


roman nose & overflows

tutor to the tudor rose

shepherd of the sceptred vale

chasing tails of galahad


dictionaries & dignitaries

muffles on a puddle morn

memories of celery

scribbles in a piddle pad

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pear weather fiend

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pear weather fiend  (  a  p o e m  )





in autumn's squall as woodland frog

& mizzle cysts upon a breeze

we apple on a bramble path

& glisten as the forests frieze


in squinter's spin - the dog & i

sea squander in the blizzard's boar

as darkness barks a snarling gnarl

& tossers hive behind cloned doors


in vernal spring as birbles ping

of blossoming & wormer daze

pea potter in the pastor's grass

as otters chafe the frost away


then summer spoons in blue balloons

with leprosy & feathers preened

& homely bear & hen - it's ewe

but hare were you, pear weather fiend

( ? )

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summer expects

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summer expects  (  a  l i s t  – p o e m  )


war with hornets, wasps & wankers

scoops in cornets, souper glue

bee the breezes, hover wafting

pollen sneezes, bits of blue


green & others, pebbles skimming

rivers flowing, stones in shoes

gonorrhea on a mission

on the pier - me & ewe


nettles stinging - quips the vicar

wickets stickin' - as you do

elderflowers bloom on buses

on the pier - me & ewe


betty swollocks, cheesy bullocks

twats in hatchbacks, herpes too

singing crickets, autumn calling

from the thicket, sporing through

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grammar spanner sandwiches

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grammar spanner sandwiches  (  a  p o e m  )




adder ladder additives

bladders piss the parishes

bumbles buzz the mumble bee

beaver tracks & damages


badger blabber bandages

chatter chips the chaffinches

ninjas chin the spindle tree

chittery & chalices


splatter speckle canvasses

salad tongues the languages

seven seas the lemon tea

scatter legs & passages


bramble breakfast radishes

dangle hang the cabbages

scramble eggs the estuary

river cats & catalysts


stagger faster strategists

smatter cats the satirists

otter wins the lottery

podded peas & palaces


grammar spanner sandwiches

toodle ooze the carriages

simper moons the symphony

mistily - & vanishes

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whistles whisp in woodland

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whistles whisp in woodland  (  a  p o e t r y  )




operas rock in copses

blossom hops the fleas

badgers bat the backspin

jangle jogs of keys


chatters chirp in churches

knelling as the bees

dance on bastard blebells

in a scree of peas


buzzards hum on hilltops

numbers whale the leas

reeling as a sailor

on the lemon seas


whistles whisp in woodland

spin amongst the trees

fizzle in the ferns then

bubble on a breeze

( ? )

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joan of arc toenails

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joan of arc toenails  (  a  f u c k i n g  l i s t  s o n g  )



joan of arc toenails

cream cheese juggernaut

hip flask cigarette

lip gloss goggle-box


solomon mung beans

anthill anoraks

mole hole dragon snap

breadcrumb peasant buoy


rameses spring lamb

cat claw claudius

day-glow bungalow

sun tzu kitchenette


pleiades peashoot

sea salt pillory

jam jar jamboree

joan of arc toenails

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ampersands & caravans

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ampersands & caravans  (  a   p o e t r y  )



helicopter hovercraft

melons in the lemonade

omnivorous orchestra

secatuers & centigrade


exorcism exosphere

chinkles in the kitchen sink

diabetic vibraphone

kitten spit & pigeon's ink


television ziggurat

turtle in the butterfly

capercaillie cable car

double dust & flutter by


murmuration michealmas

manga in the anagrams

map a magic's marmalade

ampersands & caravans

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