respect the village boy’s

~

respect the village boy’s  (  h m m m  )


bucktoothed sisyphus

tee-hee trampoline

hatchback scuttle fish

am-dram puddle punk


pin-prick plasma scream

bowel-mouth puppetry

blood-lunch butcher's broom

row, row - spittle skunk


yawns spawn badger ball's

dead-head hegemony

balzac singalong

gnurr hurr - jibber junk


bullshat barber arse

punched-pub lager twat

box-eyed froglodytes

cunt-spun monkey spunk

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another shopping list poem

~

another shopping list poem  (  a  l i s t  &  a  p o e m  . . .  )




almond milk

walnut bread

frankincense

shakes


marbles back

tartan paint

ricin flakes

cakes


evening cloaks

screaming popes

coats of oak

capes


fennel seeds

nettle teas

kettle drums

breaks


marmalade

marzipan

chilli jam

grapes


bubble-wrap

bubble-bath

custard skin

flakes


compasses

tins of figs

cans of worms

- snakes


conifers

calendars

colanders

dates

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( … )

~

( … )  (  s o m e  l i s t  s p i l l a g e  )



rhythm's spittle

sand & pebbles

crackle static

plums


pickled onions

pens & pencils

rubber chicken

necks


badger magic

spins & spinach

metal kettle

drums


mug o'builders

moths & candles

peasant-pheasant

pecks


bread of leaven

imps & inkling

kitchens sinking

crumbs


plains of paper

trains & trawlers

sail y'later

wrecks


warbles bauble's

fists & fizzle

number punchers

sums


jumbled mumbles

lint & listing

ticks a'ticking

- checks

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( chopping blocks & shopping trolleys )

~

( chopping blocks & shopping trolleys )  (  a  r e w r i t e  . . .  g a s p  )



sing a song of stinging nettles

chopping blocks & shopping trolleys

fizzle as the mizzle kettle

dots the t's of steaming coffee


dawn's the yawn of pins of speckles

fencing post & pencil folly

blossom possums - sinking petals

sensing ghosts & border collies


spin in rings as hectors heckle

chapel bells & apple toffee

missing cats as fiddles fettle

crackle splats a spittle volley


scrawl a crawl of claws 'n' mettle

evergreen & ever-holly

kitchens sink as sinking freckles

broccoli - & bring a brollie

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another may poem

~

another may poem  (  c l u b f e e t  k n o t  s e a l s  )


spinsters sing of wings & pins

weasels weave the winter's hay

rumplestiltskin tilts on stilts

as the attic mantis pray


john the baptist basks in blue

chaffinch chafe the mutant grey

spiders munch a tuffet-lunch

eating curds of words & whey


shuck is barking in the park

butter cups the pigeon's clay

lugh is flutters of a lark

as the badgers cabaret


bells gazelle as bellends knell

squirrels squiggle in the drey

pebbles plop as stoned's the crow

otters jot & dot the jay


maidens in the dingle ring

ravens raving on the brae

leopards sail the rameses

shepherds shear as yearlings neigh


scribble shats a bastard splat

roses glow as hoses spray

moses mows & noah floats

on another day in may

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cataracts & anoraks

~

cataracts & anoraks  (  a  p o e t r y  )



infrared & easter eggs

internets & stools

lemon tea's the steam ahead

spittle spins the spools


scribble squids & river rips

kitchens sing & sink

tingles ping the fingertips

blither spins the brink


podded peas & prosody

reader ruff & gruff

otters rig the lottery

weasels run the rough


cataracts & anoraks

tapestries & crows

badgers swing the battleaxe

babble as she blows

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the loch ness monster

~

the loch ness monster  (  a  p o e t r y  )




weaves in the aether

hits like a hittite

thistles for breakfast

pens of the glens


whistles in woodland

coughs like a comet

hovercraft ankles

naps as a gnat


fluent in flemish

uzbek & zulu

drinks with the fishes

sings-in the spring


schemes with the weasles

laughs like a pylon

flies on a big broom

kisses the moon

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dust & glow

~

dust & glow  (  a  p o e m  )




pinstriped

piccolo

dawn yawns

mistletoe


sun-spun

bungalow

buttress

buffalo


cheese balls

eskimo

bread bin

tremolo


breezed knees

hammer throw

inkpot

stagger flow


cobwebbed

undertow

bell-knell

thunder-crow


cress-head

cicero

sleep speak

river row


worm squirm

ratio

playlist

radio


birdsong

flutter so

tongue-sung

dust & glow

...