bring me my pen

~

bring me my pen  (  my other poem is si meop rehto ym  )




bring me my pen of pentecost

sing me my sheet of piffle speak

fetch me the dog that digs the pit

as doors are oars & hinges creak


lob me my loft of dancing bats

& kitchenette of sinking sand

we'll build a nu-jerusalem

in england's green & pheasant gland


sling me my mud of sodden lea

with fingertips of butterfly

squid me my ink of cuttlefish

a riddle & the cricket's cry


bring me my bow of burning gold

that chariot & arrows too

did he who made the lamb make thee?

& hurry up - & blake can sue

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slot another sixpence in the blackbird meter

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slot another sixpence in the blackbird meter  ( my other poem is gayer than tuesday )




slot another sixpence

in the blackbird meter


spot my home moon

with my new human eyes


pen a rotten sonnet

on the back of a food stamp


brush a side parting

on the palm of my hands


sail the lemon seas

in a lime green dinghy thing


ski with the yetis

in a faux-snow dome


win the tour de france

on the back - of a unicorn


butterfly with narwhals

( sans armbands )

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toodle’s oooooooh

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toodle’s oooooooh  (  based on a true story  )




shotgun michaelmas

sweet pea pepper pen

bish-bosh pocket watch

poss tot - see yuh then


hopscotch horoscope

mud-flap meeting hall

nose job oracle

oak-cloaked evening all


ballsack clarinet

cack fish gibbon shit

cracked black baritones

bat's that - skin 'n' split


earwig wizardry

pig's ear river row

how now, sunken sow?

spin-chin cheerio


coleslaw walruses

swing wing gibbon gong

frogspawn sandwiches

fat swan, sing a song


sphere cheer chariots

cancan kangaroo

tincan mattarhorn

newt's toot - toodleoooooooh

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bright white sheet shite

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blank white sheet shite  ( a seasonal scribble )




the first of the month

a crackle of popcorn

a blossom of cotton

& rabbits are wed


the chalk of the town

a clatter of chatter

as seagulls are shitting

on chefs in their nests


of dusted meringue

& cheese à la cottage

as swans sing of linen

& doves string along


with men in their coats

& albino phantoms

as mistletoe tingles

& sheep fly the flag


a knight in a van

a tower of flour

a shuffle of knuckles

the milk of the eye


& elephants lie

as sliced is the rice bread

i scribble this piffle

alone in the snow

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mottoesque

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mottoesque  ( it’s mottoesque – like a motto )


so do your do

as who hoots owls

to fish upon

& lick the stars


no brain, no drain

for sod is glove

as all tarts cake

arse for arse ache


we come to cheese

odd & my shite

the customer's

hallways are bright


so bee the breeze

as war is peas

to seize the daze

& flight the flight


caecilius est

in atrium

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when cul-de-sacs attack

~

when cul-de-sacs attack ( for saint andrew & bonny scotch pancake land )



when cul-de-sacs attack

the paper quakes

the pens are lead


as pencils trench the desk

i don my mask

then mustard gas


as sunshine strikes the eye

beyond the blue

of blinds that rule


in kingdoms all at war

the gaps       between

the flaps of shat

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gabbling nuts

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gabbling nuts  ( my other poem is a manuka honey badger )



mist upon the fog

sodden is the trodden path

as the badgers sing


songs within the bonce

ponce upon a scorpion

tales within the sting


as the woodland brown

weasels scheme & leaves piss down

kiss a signets ring


loop the whooper's hoop

swans upon a monkey isle

gibbons in the swing


droving over stiles

stubble grows as beards appear

so the limpets cling


pipers, pies & piles

whales & bales in barns of yarns

bailing twine as string


fuddles in the dales

in the midst of second spring

winter in the wings


let the games begin

gabbling nuts & dust - til may

babble, that's the thing

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a shit poem about some local idiots poem

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a shit poem about some local idiots  ( because entropy plus karma equals shit )



they laugh at decay

while waxing the gibbous

in gargles of lager

the midlands in mist


a pantomime pig

a pint & a natter

a clatter of adders

the eye of a fly


the code of the toad

as blossom is snowing

the vicar is sinking

the baker is toast


a hole in the road

a fork in a blizzard

an autumn of sorts or

an early bird birth


til cometh the tap

a phantom is calling

as bantams are scrawling

the black claw

( of death )

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winter in the wingspan

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winter in the wingspan  ( fuck thirteen’s nasty weasel-demons & carry on )





autumn's squalls & balls are mortared

as the drawn at dawn are quartered

sodden is the rotten orchard

stinkin' as a binman


bollocks, hops the rabbit robin

at the rabid foxes gobbin'

yonder is a cabbage-goblin

pissin' in a tin can


as the truckin' psalms are hairy

interfuckin'planetary

phantom partridge in a pear tree

winter in the wingspan


til the muntered sun is dancing

& sunken badgers dancing

sing until the minted lamb spring

flutterings of flimflam

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