the turd wave

~

the turd wave ( evaw drut eht )

waking as the pastures baa
nature is a morning star

walk before the sun is up
rising like a buttercup

with a camera & a pen
breathe beyond the lies of men

butterflies & bumblebees
blossom petals on the breeze

listen to the bells of blue
knelling not of mutant pooh

hit the hills & dance with ants
as the normalz shat their pants

hare the air & scribble on
plod a song – on airstrip one

wander from this sinking shit
– doris johnson is a tit

oh, those noble gasses

~

oh, those noble gasses ( sessag elbon esoht ,ho )

old king krypton
from another planet

helium caesar
floats as rome burns

xenon the warrior
prince among lasers

archduke argon
plums in his throat

oganesson the inbred
wedding many cousins

& princess neon too
the lady in the lamplight

long may they radon

frog of a flower

~

frog of a flower ( rewolf a fo gorf )

ponds in the heavens
puddle above us
songs in a cycle
highs of a lotus

mizzle is a twisting
wandering yonder
seeing is breathing
misting the focus

naps of a catkin
rhyming & chiming
iris’s cousins
dog with a bonus

hush in the clatter
catching a feather
here in the blearing
fluttering locus

mapping this magic
pencils & paper
piddle a riddle
hocus the pocus

frog of a flower
raining in colour
down in the dingle
showers of crocus

s c a t t e r s

~

s c a t t e r s ( s r e t t a c s )

s pring is in the wings
of a pigeon in a hole
c lutter flies the flag
like a weasel up a pole
a s the normalz dance
with the bollocks on the snooze
t hunder rumbles on
& an otter swims the blues
t ime is tickled green
in the even of the morn
e lephants forget
for the past is yet unborn
r unaway & bee
with the bumbles up the brae
s ing upon a hill
& buzz the scuzz away

quizzical contact

~

quizzical contact ( tcatnoc lacizziuq )

alphabet spaghetti
is illegal in slovenia

henry the eighth
was born in a hay barn

clay pigeons nest
in a hole in the earth

all dark matter
is a shade of magenta

one in four apples
is secretly a pear

bears smoke kippers
with the pope – in the woods

most gnomes freeze
if seen by human eye’s

pie chart pastry
is flaky – yet invisible

may flies live
for sixty seven moons

lemon curd is banned
in the land of kurdistan

stick to the path
or the thicket consumes

answers on a post-it note
– fact check & lose

found on the 18th of march

~

found on the 18th of march ( hcram fo ht81 eht no dnuof )

add one beaten egg
songbirds learn their song
the same way that humans
learn how to speak

charged with murder
left in a coma
gathered in parliament square

liquid concentrated
no right turn
9000 tonnes
of discarded hardware

road ahead closed
may contain nuts
for oral administration

( author notes )

i didn’t write-write any of the above
just collected & rearranged

..

jog off, jogger-nought

~

jog off, jogger-nought ( thguon-reggoj ,ffo goj )

sing of headless chicken shits

& pigeon-livered sorts

      ploughing down pedestrians

      – those fucking jogger-noughts

thinking all must disappear

& clear a “special” path

      for the sweating lycra-legged

      & scatter like a graph

or the walking folk will fall

upon a tosser’s trot

      as the weasel pistons pump

     within the flesh of bot

see the scree of mamil men

the carnage barging through

      cripple’s clutches flying high

      a pram is halved in two

nuns beneath the pickled stink

of pissing prancing feet

      chasing karma’s twisted tail

      upon a darkened street

running into blacker blues

a gasping avenue

      feathered breath is fading fast

      & death is chasing you