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troofer online
preaching in full caps

THE EARTH IS A PANCAKE
INSIDE A GIANT PAN

have a word with woodland
but instead you type

EVERY WEATHER GIRL
IS A MAY SONIC SHILL

are you joking when
you write with aplomb?

TARTARIA
WAS MILTON KEYNES
BEFORE THE MUD FLOODS

HAVING A DUMP
IS A SAY TANNIC RITUAL

BELGIAN SPACE LASERS
SCULPTED THE SPHINX
IN NINETEEN NINETY SEVEN

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