…
cobs for the male swans
sliced white for the n.p.c’s
wholemeal for our bowels
rolls for hill walkers
& those on choppy seas
baps for the crap jokes
( as told by tits )
soldiers for a runny egg
banana when the bread
is a secret cake instead
( ssshhh )
stale for summer pudding
charred black toast – for the carbon god
& crusts
for the ducks
( amen )
…