jesus christ’s shopping list

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vaseline

hot cross buns

bicycle clips

fruit ‘n’ fibre

almond milk

christmas cake

wedding rings

water skis

underwear

frankincense

shell suit

shake ‘n’ vac

smelly myrrh

the golden bough

trouser press

rubber johnnies

sugar cubes

blue beam me

easter eggs

sandal polish

perrier

( / champagne )

gardening gloves

& a tardis

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