a little bird told me

every evening roost

eat plenty of berries

& wear a pair of jackboots


a little bird told me

grow a cheeky little tache

in springtime find a mate

take the sudetenland back


a little bird told me

wash your feathers in a puddle

watch yourself around them cats

write a book about your struggle


& a little bird told me

every morning sing

oh & comb a side-parting

as per said bird's right wing

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