as the hedgehog has its quills

& the serpent its forked tongue

i am hum man being

cognito ergo hum

with no miming or instruments

no beating of drums

i am hum man being

there's no place like hum

as the garden has its sweet peas

the greengrocer has its plums

i am hum man being

the best is yet to hum

so come piss shit winter gale

aye come wanker summer sun

   i am hum man being 

  i am a man that hums

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