there's no escaping

pantomime

wherever you try

to run & hide

be it up a rocky crag

or in the valley wide

they'll be a dame in drag

a talking cat

or magic lamp.





aye at any time

of its thigh-slapping year

coming soon in june

at the end of the pier

this way ex-soap stars

still have a career

it's behind you

- oh yes it is

fear the panto

FEAR

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