Contrary

to unpopular belief

fuelled by graffiti 

& general deceit,

none of the following

was written in a cable car

…

Or a hovercraft

for that matter,

down a haunted lead mine shaft

or half way up a ladder

with a mild breeze

…

No,

not a single sausage, please,

& naught was conceived

via mad cow disease

-Udder nonsense

…