Even in my 

younger

care-free 

arson days,

I never-ever 

wanted

to be adopted

then subsequently

raised,

by monkeys or wolves

as their wolf-monkey

son,

because although

it's quite 

rare like

it's yawningly

 been done

...




Otters

might be an idea

mind

or possibly 

crossbills

or badgers,

but having said 

all that

there's always 

Japanese macaques 

as I too

love hot baths

-Yer

that would be

the nadgers

...