Dear Nature,

just a few words

about the birds

…

Cuckoos shouldn’t spit

in public,

let alone leave it

lying around on the ground

.

I think treecreepers should experiment

more with bushes,

& maybe learn to cook

& finally get ’round to writing that book

.

& why do owls

insist on asking

whose there all the time

?

I’ve never an owl

for a light or spare change

or is this pellet yours or mine

?

Other than the above,

I think you’re doing brilliantly

.

Yours sincerely, 

anonymous fan

….