flying-low song

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flying-low song by manfred von richthofen




sometimes when i say ' hello '

i'm accidentally flying-low


i am not a pervert - no

my dodgy zip might be one though


when i realise - up it goes

& then red-face i leg it home


then cry & wonder all alone

do zips have filthy minds

 of their own

?

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sheep shanty

Let’s up the ante

& sing a sheep shanty,

& celebrate the wooly residents of this land

the ewes, the rams, the tegs, the lambs

We’ll tell of former flocks

& crofts & licks & troughs,

thus glorifying the ovinely amazing

the never complaining them, steadfastly grazing

Yes, let’s up the ante

& sing a sheep shanty,

as other folk might join in, having travelled from afar

– by the way, there’s only 1 lyric & it’s ‘baa’