Shall I compare thee
to a second hand wheelbarrow?
100 Litre
£10 O.N.O
-Bargain…
Awoke
& piss
& tea
& washed
.
& dressed
-that's next
then popped
down shops
...
Remembered bread...
According to Guiness & thereabouts
a Mr. Gavin Mo Nates
of no fixed abode, Albion
holds the current World Record
for the longest ever yawn
.
It lasted 8 years,
174 days,
16 hours,
23 minutes
& 5.7 seconds
& yes, he was fed with tubes
- top that
....
Post Scriptum:
There was a lady in Norway
that came within a fortnight
but that's still the target
Lady Chatterley
& her best pal
Natalie,
went on the lash
for 10 years solid
& now she’s Lady Latterly …
Lives matter,
drink responsibly,
f***ing good effort mind…
Why I buy a notepad
I like to write stuff like…
478 + 12.7 = Whitsun Eve (waning crescent)
I heart Smart Cars.
or Cress is from another dimension
& an evil entity
it will devour humanity.
Sinfully
in the margin…
Every pad purchase propels this perpetual
I love silence
silence is golden,
& I love mange tout
but I couldn’t eat a whole one…
Very determined solo camper,
one in tent…
Holt! Who goes there?
Head
shoulders
knees
no toes
knees
no toes
Head
shoulders
knees
no toes
knees
no toes
One ear
one eye
fine mouth
no nose
Head
shoulders
knees
no toes
knees
no toes…
I left my phone in your car
& later on when I realised
& called it off the land line
a mysterious ringing noise
could be heard
from the inside
of your garage.
This is not a metaphor,
can I have it back?
…Valid…
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