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the things we hear ( raeh ew sgniht eht )
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bamboo shoots
up like rhubarb
lost flock baa’s
garden gnomes & statues
singing filthy hymns
static on the radio
laughter in the loft
fates down the bingo
playing for a full house
fishwives wittering
pssst, kung pao
plughole gurgles
faces in the clouds
sneezing on the ground
lapwings or peewits
kettles whistle winds
telephones knelling
like a funerary bellend
fried egg crackle’s
like cladding on a new build
come mid-june
when the scarecrows are swearing
trudging on snow
so the planets realign
twats banging pots
wasps indoors
sunny days in dark socks
– fuckin’ alarm clocks
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