6 miles to the south of here the haunted city lies; Celtic, Roman, Saxon, Norse - the Normans of course yes, built by times. & I like to pop in on a Wednesday; bother the library, have a chat with lamp posts plus stock up on toiletries from Mother-Poundland but bus it home before dark mind for fear of phantoms ghosts ...
Ghost
haunted scarf story
I bought a haunted tartan scarf for 2 quid in Oxfam in bonnie Highland plaid. It's DRY CLEAN ONLY plus comforting - aye homely - heather stirred I'm glad when clad. But the ghost is terrifying, The End ...
[be your own ghost & haunt yourself]
Can I just say that
I’m lactose tolerant
because you don’t hear about us any more.
We eat cheese alone
surrounded by our own
ectoplasm.