( **** it )

~

( **** it )  (  m y  a f t e r n o o n  )





when it pours

then it pours

so you're drenched

then you're drenched


when your bones

they are soaked

when the earth's

thirst is quenched


but there's more

& still more

with no end

in sight yet


be that back

of that duck

when you're wet

then you're wet

...




























dear athlete’s foot,

~

dear athlete’s foot,  (  a  p o e m  )





so shudder earth or maybe not

the sun is cold - the poles are hot

your earlobes glowed like magic pearls

on samhain eve

spirals unfurl


erm truths hide in wrong barks up trees

yes, barns can't dance - dark history

it peppers all as plague un-fussed

or duckpond ducks

but still this rust


as blackholes suck then elsewhere spew

some fuckin' dick'ead jumps the queue

stray birds live here, their roost has flown

the kettle's gay

( i've always known )


so on we plod our different ways

lone calendars proclaim our days

great salmon leap yet onions weep

until again

there's dreams, our sleep

...











































mayday calm

~

mayday calm  (  a  p o e m  )





there is no panic, still there's time

it's early, blurry stirs the mind

as birds they sing in chirpy chimes

as curtains stir - up come them blinds


the water still flows in yon stream

as queens awaken from their dreams

& lambs bounce mad - they're full o' beans

i haven't heard a frantic scream


as morris men awake & yawn

then dress with bells upon this morn

those doom-merchants have yet to warn

of blah - blah - blah plus warring storms


i plod that path beside the barn

upon that hill wearing no charm

for luck i clutch air in my palm

which does the trick

it's mayday calm

...






























unamused

~

unamused  (  s o m e  p o e t r y  )




what's funny about farms?

what's funny about about bones?

i grew up on a farm

was that a funny home?


my skeleton beneath

has never-ever spoke

let alone tickled folk

with a funny joke

( ? )

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oh to be a telephone

~

oh to be a telephone  (  a  s i g h  o f   a  p o e m  )




oh to be a telephone

pick us up & dial

aunties in antarctica?

i'll put in the miles

i'll carry your spoken tones

distance? - fret not - see?

cousins out on ganymede?

pah - that's well easy



oh to be a telephone

this would raise a smile

no prank calls or perverts please

nah - that aint my style

talk with ease - i'm dog & bone

relax, chat carefree

others may be listening

but that's beyond me

...