unamused

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unamused  (  s o m e  p o e t r y  )




what's funny about farms?

what's funny about about bones?

i grew up on a farm

was that a funny home?


my skeleton beneath

has never-ever spoke

let alone tickled folk

with a funny joke

( ? )

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oh to be a telephone

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oh to be a telephone  (  a  s i g h  o f   a  p o e m  )




oh to be a telephone

pick us up & dial

aunties in antarctica?

i'll put in the miles

i'll carry your spoken tones

distance? - fret not - see?

cousins out on ganymede?

pah - that's well easy



oh to be a telephone

this would raise a smile

no prank calls or perverts please

nah - that aint my style

talk with ease - i'm dog & bone

relax, chat carefree

others may be listening

but that's beyond me

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nipping out

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nipping out   (  ?  )




my shaky knees they face the breeze

a sneeze achoos

statues say cheese


the sky it groans in sun dialled tones

as bees bumble

in bungalows


a jigsaw jigs as shovels dig

above my head

hand glides a pig


oh holy cow, a rose hip bows

some mystery

is there somehow


plus shit it creeps, them oblique speak

of normals stuff

the cupboard's bleak


an elbow sighs as blankets dry

pure pantomime

aye - slap my thigh


a polar bear swallows the mayor

as tyre fitters

are going spare


my shaky knees they face the breeze

to yonder shop

go knees & me

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