easter egregore

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easter egregore ( erogerge retsae )

easter egregore
autumn roars & all’s the fall
singing bill is dead

singing bill is dead
death is just another dream
deeper than a ditch

deeper than a ditch
sipping on a witches’ brew
blooming like the moon

blooming like the moon
best before the afternoon
may contain almonds

may contain almonds
thigh of newt & badger nuts
spores from outer-space

spores from outer-space
dancing as the dogwood growls
bolt the cottage door

bolt the cottage door
stay until the days say cheese
easter egregore

food porn

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food porn ( nrop doof )

prodding the skin
of yesterday’s custard
sucking a fisherman’s friend

stuffing me hole
with hot spotted dick
or cold semolina
or frogspawn

burning the toast – on purpose
then spreading on
nob cheese & toe jam

singing a song
of buns in the oven
muffins & sponges
with sweet soggy bottoms

– phwoar

( author notes )

fisherman’s friend is a type of mint

& they taste disgusting

spin between

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spin between ( neewteb nips )

the deed is dung

underneath an oak tree

      see the hanging man

      as a greenfinch sang

so, sweet chestnuts

sucked within the drawing room

      scribble with a grin

      churning like a milky key

sugar is energy

elemental penfriends

      ink a spirit tongue

      like a speaking sprite

while away from here

peer beyond the duck pond

      idle like the bones

      of a snoring brontosaurus

blowing with the wind

from a parsnip farmer’s arse

      gleaming in the stream

      seeking seas of bream

i had a magic dream

& in my dream i saw you

      happy on the moon

      dancing with baboons

hashtag poem

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hashtag poem ( meop gathsah )


# cheese & pickles

# the clifton suspension bridge

# bring back echoes

# save the tiger bread

# i love what they’ve done with your earlobes

# it’s raining frogs again here

# why are all scarecrows men?

# politics – blah, baa, blah

# beans on toast

# barnard’s star

# the m42

# turnip lives matter

# easter on ekofisk

# i think i’ve just seen a goblin

# christmas is cancelled

# cockerels can lay eggs too

# pebbles in espadrille shoes

# selfies, selfies, selfies

# yes, there’s a chill in the air

# is anyone there… ?