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fukk thuh gram err puh-lease

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fukk thuh gram err puh-lease ( esael-hup rre marg huht kkuf )

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groaw yaw oan pohimz

doan’t lett thuh buggerz hoo

stampp inn littull bootz

puh-leasing thuh innturnett

telll yew wot 2 right

& gram err izz impawtunt

pluss ampersandz r rong

& cappihtull letturz mattuh

koz thair gobbshitez

& tossurrz

minnyunzz ov thuh daaknuss

botz wiv nuhthing insighed

doo yaw oan shitt

& bee anne indie-viddyewull

– peas

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rhyming the wave

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rhyming the wave ( evaw eht gnimyhr )

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positron a paradox
post another pillarbox
sailing on a dawning sea
up before the nobs ‘n’ cocks

roaming in the fields of gist
knickers in the river twist
guess the rest ‘n’ yonder’s he
– pan’s the antlers in the mist

as the stream of brainless glooms
spinning tails in sitting rooms
prosody’s an odyssey
tallis lives & music blooms

tosser television blurbs
blossom noons the vernal verbs
birds in baths ‘n’ bubble tea
while a wilder garlic herbs

dashing dots, the whats ‘n’ whys
watching as a hoglet flies
from a hedge for watching we
squawking under pickled skies

’til the moon is mooning cheeks
marbleous, the martian peaks
when the lark is larking be
in the garden, fixing leeks

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( author nodes )

shadow-banned by wrong’uns

with shite on their tongue

& nought but darkness

where their heart should be

while worse things happen at sea

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( or more precisely )

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( or more precisely ) ( ylesicerp erom ro )

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after the cows
come down from the clouds

hanging heady heads
& gurning like a gibbon

chewing on a wasp
– when gingerbread men

outwit foxes
as neil ferguson

wins the euro millions
with the numbers he predicted

so before midday
on the forty fourth of august

or a wonky evening
come the sixty ninth of june

with a meal for two
from a pea & a rice grain

under purple suns
on a nun’s front garden

until narnia
invades ruritania

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preamble

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preamble ( elbmaerp )

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once upon a this
sits a twat in candlelight
tosser be thy name

yes, the thy is me
we’s the river flowing so
dance another flame

as the normalzzz snore
’til the dandelions roar
stirring like a cock

cockerel – not a nob
but the cheese of poetry
as an unwashed sock

often whiffs a scent
washing pegs on nostril’s time
as a spanner scrawls

versing in reverse
i’m a spider – yet a fly
all is rubber walls

walk beyond the song
of a sinking cygnet swan
in a glugging tub

grow a glowing pear
where the air is chasing hares
nature is the rub

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stuff rhyme

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stuff rhyme ( emyhr ffuts )

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the golden of y’olden
a hole in a view
a vole in a bucket
a shrew in y’ shoe

the mirroring river
a riddling mist
a stirring of serpents
a snake of a fist

the shake of the branches
the shape of the morn’
a creaking of evening
a croaking of spawn

with pencils ‘n’ lentils
the flow of the ebb
a parsnip, a starship
a tangle of web

a biscuit, a basket
the up in away
the ghost of october
the maidens of may

the wind in the woodland
a plucking of strings
a stapler, a caper
& other such things

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