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certain questions…
Oh why are steps called stairs indoors & who created God then ? As even SheHe hasn't got a clue. Plus it would possibly IMPLODE when blasphemously asked - I'd leave these things alone if I were you ...
The Great Sausage Dog Question
Where would balloon artists be without sausage dogs?
They’d have nothing to fold,
an unborn legacy
stagnated
deflated
sadly
never to be told.
Where would balloon artists be without sausage dogs?
They’d have fuck all to fold,
cos a cock & 2 bollocks
is a touch on the rude side
for a birthday party
when he’s 8 years old.
Is This A Poem?
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“Is this a poem?”
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“How about now?”
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“Try squinting whilst reading
& tilt your head slightly”
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“Well?”
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