on it like a car bonnet nonet

~

on it like a car bonnet nonet ( tenon tennob rac a ekil ti no )

dancing badgers blather nuts in june

a sixpence in a chrysalis

sings a song of in between

croons in skeleton keys

as the sunset sweats

yet the moon is

shivering

& bats

flap

~

( author notes )

a nonet is a poem that starts with a nine syllable line

& counts down to one

– in case you weren’t aware

as the breezes wheeze

~

as the breezes wheeze ( ezeehw sezeerb eht sa )

she of greener leas
rises like a muffin
as the breezes wheeze
huffing like a puffin

panting ants ‘n’ dance
in the middle’s muddle
hatching happenstance
pisses in a puddle

bubbles in the air
salad in a sandwich
where the leverets hare
lark a marching bandwidth

buzzing like a fly
as the pollen’s pouncing
butter flutters by
nodding branches bouncing

see the hedges row
glow beyond the blossom
summer is a ho
winter was a possum

all is balls again
diamonds hide in coal pits
’til the song’s refrain
shines another solstice

swan upmanship

~

swan upmanship ( pihsnampu naws )

this is not a story

i’m still dodging normies

holes in the soles

of my lockdown shoes

orthopaedic stylee

cancel me like wiley

shaking fists at phantoms

& tangents in clouds

’til the daze is gravy

& this lemon’s hazy

shower in the bath

breathe without a mask

plodding like a donkey

music in the wrong key

muses snoozing zeds

pencils in me lead

oh, the road is bendy

after twenty twenty

owls in me frog mouth

up north has gone south

earth is a loony

under the moony

scribbles in the bin

sing another songbook

~

( author notes / quotes )

” mad is bad. bad is good “

( j.g ballard, kingdom come )

beat drop

~

beat drop ( pord taeb )

oh, my broken timelord hearts
syncopate within the dark

of a great sink hole
in the riddle of the kitchen

that appeared overnight
like a hogshead on the doormat

from a little village weasel
jealous of my quill

yet the earth is still an egg
& the morning breeze is blearing

there’s a snare within this air
& a sound around the bushes

yes, there’s a rhythm in the styx
of these bean greenswards

so the music muddles through
with a wonky song for you

the banksy job

~

the banksy job ( boj ysknab eht )

masked like a gimp

with a bass-blurred voice

like the andy mcnab

of spray paint

~

bristol’s little boy

milks the sop of soy

the sum of several men

nice one, tarquins

~

rar-rar art

rinse that stencil work

pisspot psy-op

pound signs fly around

~

dollars & shekels

sherbert & shandy

in a big, fat villa

on the costa del crim

~

his brand name’s

coined by the tabloids

scamping all the normies

& oh, so woke

~

loved by the bad

feared by the good

fuck this double speak

modern robin hood

ante scriptum

~

ante scriptum ( mutpircs etna )

rise before the lark

wander in the darkness

      when the snarks & goblins

      dance upon the leas

see the mooning moon

marvel at those arse cheeks

      beam beneath the stars

      or a sleeping shroud of cloud

climb a pillock’s hillock

smoke a banana skin bifter

      sing within the bonce

      hymns from nature’s notebooks

salad shit & shopping lists

whatever floats your boatswain

      laughing if it rains

      plod a sodden path

home before the normalzzz

rise & shite again

      neck five pints of coffee

      light a milky tealight

double drop two aspirin

with a spoonful of junior calpol

      scratch a rabid thought-form

      grab a pen – & then

re reverb

~

re reverb ( brever er )

i, the one man tribe

with me gammy eyelet

~

spy a testing tide

turning like a coat

~

stitches come undone

salvia is smoking

~

snitches see the lightning

pillars topple up

~

bolting blue is screwed

salted earth is firmer

~

terror is a tool

like an april fool

~

laughing as we glow

face the day’s vanilla

~

bee the three in we

hiding with myself

~

bumble of a morn

when the hedgerow’s calling

~

then the other sun

spins in my direction

~

flotsam floats away

as the jetsam scatters

~

songs beyond the swan

aches & pains – begone