Poetry

kick it off

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kick it off by general vernon keepsake

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kick it off

plug it in

switch it on

things begin



warm it up

watch it go

stand well back

it could blow



or implode

keep an eye

patience you

in good time



working now

for the best

this machine

does the rest

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let there be bollocks

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let there be bollocks 

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let there be bollocks

let there be light

let there be otters

tossers & shite


let there be permits

let there be ale

let there be scandals

sandals & snails


let there be blizzards

let there be sun

let there bee honey

yes - all shit puns


let there be elbows

let there be toes

everything - fuck it

go with them flows

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