like sofa sales

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like sofa sales  (  a  p o e m  f o r  f r i d a y  )




ram the speak of trampled trails in flopping flocks of one

span the bleak of amber ales in spattered spits of songs

steam the train of rusty rails in signet rings of swan

huff the chuff of gusty gales & gander geese the gone


bang the pang of rusty nails in pastures of the wise

slang the damn of sliding scales in fractures of the skies

twirl the whirl of curly kale in wrinkles of an eye

ride the slime of racing snails & briefly pause for pie


seek the throngs of burning bales in raging fogs of yon

beak the gongs of quirky quails in piffle pecks of bong

spook the toes of ghostly tales in tickled ticks of wrong

scold the holes in buckets pale & fuck it - stroll some on


tread the troughs of peakland dales in sunken plods of high

head the flight of soaring whales in puzzled thoughts of why

flap the vast of vacant vales in quaking shapes of rise

live your life like sofa sales & never then you'll die

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sticks ‘n’ spin

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sticks ‘n’ spin  (  t h e  i n e v i t a b l e  c o b w e b  )





sticks 'n' spin

specks of span

spots of pots

jars of jam


twigs in tongues

twits in hoods

owls in vowels

stumped in stood


dots in knots

strums in twang

stares of hair

palms & hands


howls on hills

twists in woods

sleep in speak

shush in should

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gash in the attic

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gash in the attic  (  a  p o e m  )




gash in the attic & pies in the charts

stats in the static & fire in the spark

vests in the vestry

& quest in the west

roams in the romans & loans in the sharks


pants in the pantries & art in the heart

ants in the ante & flip in the chart

bells in the belfries

& heads in the mess

shit in the shih tzu & stabs in the dark


chucks in the chuckles & mirth in the lark

piss in the puddles & birth in the mark

pests in the pesto

& cress in the crests

slob in the bollocks & balls in the park


logs in the bloggers & dogs in the bark

crunch in the numbers & hunts in the snark

scorn in the crow's nest

& pith in the zest

licks in the limericks & stops in the starts

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hovercraft & hoverflies

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hovercraft & hoverflies  (  b l a m e  w e d n e s d a y  m o r n i n g  )





hovercraft & hoverflies

ostriches & ostracised

chimney sweeps in valleys deep

runny specks & eggy skies


sandwiches & samurais

languages & amplified

mumble speak in bumbled beats

tungsten tongues & alibis


mistletoe & geminis

little toes & petrified

stony sheep on bony streets

woven threads & windsor ties


honesty & alkali

odysseys & glassy eyed

golden geese as prophecies

possibly & on-the-sly


neutral newts & lizard lies

brutal boots & hypnotised

thought police in need of quiche

trigger tricks & stimuli


bubble wrap & butterflies

muddled flaps & lullabised

rhapsodies on wanker sheets

apple pips & battle cries

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ampersands & amber

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ampersands & amber  (  n o n s e n s e  2 0 1 7  )





conker wars & cankers

boaty throats & anchors

porpoises of purpose

horsing forth in canters


thunder claps & clambers

apple crabs & slanders

heaven eggs the nervous

happy-slap the campers


lizard lanes & cambers

buzzard brains & answers

quiz a tree of quercus

oak a ghost then scamper


hairy hands & scramblers

fairy lands & ramblers

gurning gums as girders

razors shave the pandas


ante pants & panthers

scanty rants & hamsters

such ado the surplus

bandy stands & dancers


honey bees & lancers

scummy knees & wankers

fleeing from the circus

ampersands & amber

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hit the odd

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hit the odd  (  a  p o e t r y  o f  p o e m  )






knelling bells & glockenspiels

swishing swells & orange peels

lemon pips & cherry lips

dripping spit on potter's wheels


splashing backs & ducking teal

flapping quacks & fucking zeal

phantom lands & river mist

twisting tongues of tungsten steel


lightning shocks & catherine wheels

viking frocks & saxon heels

frozen roads & woven tricks

winter tracks for snowmobiles


croaky crows & sodden fields

ropy flows & conger eels

easel grease & triple dips

hit the odd with socks appeal

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answers on a lamppost

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answers on a lamppost  (  a  p o e m  f o r  s c u m d a y  )





yawn the dawn of raincoats

drizzle drops & grey ghosts

sunken in its slumber

curtains draped & burnt toast


tread the earth as clouds float

every town & outpost

stumble on the umber

hum the strum of footnotes


chase the tales of tailcoats

misty gist & misquotes

jumbles in the blunder

mumbles in the utmost


stroll the roll of goal posts

silver suns & gold coasts

winters in the summer

wankers in the banknotes


ease the wheeze of steamboats

weasel cheese & speedboats

wobbles in the wonders

warbles in the sore throats


sing a song of foremost

bubble burst & almost

scan the land for numbers

answers on a lamppost

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