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shivering silver
christingle toes upon
mistletoe althoughs
take the epiphany
strange time travel
unravelling rhymes
in the reason beyond
a load of old baubles
the normalz in retreat
as their fake cheer fades
like the ghost of a swan
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Poems
elephant sealant
…
forty three starlings
half a carton of skimmed milk
ghost fifty seven
…
peckish
…
broken biscuit spring
sings in yon unopened tin
( best before mayday )
…
another winterish acrostic
…
w elly weather then
westerly downfalls
i t’s muddy underfoot as
invaders cross the sea
n ot a bee bumbles
no rose other than
t he hellebore blooms
twilights haunt too soon
e verything is cobwebs
eggs in a casket
i dle as the catkins purr
in between warm fronts
s outh east sunrises
snoring dormice
h urry old codger
home before the puddles freeze
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alt scribbles
…
henry the bloody eighth
will soon be henrietta
never underestimate
alt-historians
they’re proper gobby
like the climate changelings
in hi-vis orange
lost without a rhyme
as now is the sound
of the chatter on twatter
& dead sheeran lives
in this golden age of beige
but king charles is not my
elvis ruddy presley
& no flesh android voted
for sausage starmer’s rent boys
…
back to bay six
…
a circular route
once more to the bus station
where it all began
…
sun hat saturday
…
sun hat saturday
ring us in the morning then
when the grey turns gold
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( author notes )
thanks to anyone that reads these silly, tongue-in-cheek poems. i’ve lost quite a few subscribers recently – but we crack on when we can. off to work now, have a good one
we four
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we, the mutant few
genetic blips-r-us
the early birdsong
fortuna’s mood swings
& other such factors
beyond the machina
for this phantos
& their experiments
~
we, a windswept meadow
the autumn in retreat
a woodland hermitage
so muddy green trousers
growling back at clouds
& the normalz folk
in their sadness town
beyond that plod
~
we, the speaking bones
up shit creaking tones
but no paddle
all wax & no saddle
perhaps a missive stuck
a post-it-note memo
god save the parsnip
turnip lives matter
~
we, the letters writ
to messrs nobody
the footpath much less
trodden is the tonic
as the hedgehogs fly
at supersonic speed
& a tin with nothing in
is the musical glue
…
bellend freestyle
…
deeper than sleep
the rearranged pages
she cums in stages
the episodic sod
from the god of all odd
when steam rises
like a sylphid ghost
as alfred burns the toast
& catherine rides her horse
historically – of course
the roots lead to the source
…
barely legible
…
spider each sentence
replying like a doctor’s
letter back to you
…