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not the snail ( a m i n i – e p i c )
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hit the nail not the snail on the head snail - prevail ...
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not the snail ( a m i n i – e p i c )
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hit the nail not the snail on the head snail - prevail ...
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a sailor went ( dot-dot-dot ) ( a n o l d p o e m o f m i n e )
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a sailor went to sea, sea, sea to see what he could see, see, see & all that he could see, see, see was saint francis of assisi ( si, si, si ) ...
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( **** it ) ( m y a f t e r n o o n )
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when it pours then it pours so you're drenched then you're drenched when your bones they are soaked when the earth's thirst is quenched but there's more & still more with no end in sight yet be that back of that duck when you're wet then you're wet ...
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poetry’s a dick’ead diary ( a p o e m )
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poetry's a sad nymph weeping poetry's a spring lamb leaping poems are a bunch of words that we shat out just like turds poetry's a burnt flag blazing poetry's half-part amazing poems are a form of glue solvent free ( killjoys, boo hoo ) poetry's a sort of anchor poetry's a fuckin' wanker poems are a startled herd poems are a flock of birds poetry's a dragon - fiery poetry's a dick'ead diary poems know a trick or two yet they're tits yes, this is true ...
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mash & salad ( 1 0 s e c o n d r e a d ( . . . ) )
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apples unearth mixed leaf glum sharks are basking bastard sun eat more carrots dark this fun mash & salad yom num yum ...
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a grey may day ( a t r u e s t o r y )
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a grey may day spring mist & murk then showers fall on april's lies all's there somewhere my pen still works we need this now the ground's too dry so come on rain & soak your worst england expects as too do i torrents pour forth mighty clouds burst a grey may day ( gifts in disguise ) ...
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deskhead ( f o u r – l i n e – read )
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this desk is a mess this head is a mess my head is this desk this desk is my head ...
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my inner-busybody ( a p o e m o n i c e t h e m u s i c a l ( i n 9 – d ) )
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( my inner-busybody told me to ) write an article for the local parish news tut like a king & co-ordinate queues in god's absence & to keep an eye on you ( wankers ) ...
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weather the under ( a p o e m ( ? ) )
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the fox with chickenpox the weasel with measles the frog who's feeling off the anaemic weevil the snake with the burnt tongue the poorly poor baboon the snail struck by the runs i hope you get well soon ...
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drystone wall poem ( a p o e m )
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from the west country to the yorkshire moors then further & beyond well there's drystone walls through the fields they span up them peaks & tors since y'oldey days of yon it's those drystone walls once cement was scarce so they're everywhere scattered trails through the dales stand we we pray - don't fall on this bastard land here they scrawl their sprawl older than avalon yes, it's drystone walls ( x ) ...