We Spell your many names - we do on assortments of blank A4 pads, neat pumice & tattered rags, scribbled ink hand's; riddles yet to understand. We try to remember them all in order before they're once more rearranged compelled by forces varied & strange - we Spell your many names ...
Poem
the cress years
Yes 1 remembers cress with a distinct fond ness the stubby sweaty thumbs of its uncle-esque caress. The way it laughed & cried like turpentine was far-right at times & made myrtle wine. Plus who can lest forget the rash on its left elbow that resembled Rasputin or the Isle of Wight? But that was many Manis & several Lunas gone now - mere dingy memories dwindled of light ...
destiny is a wanker too…
The other day I briefly managed to give Fate the slip by tying its shoelaces together so after 1/2 a stride it tripped thence fell flat on its Fate-face whereupon I ran away & disguised myself as an invisible needle hidden in a GIANT stack of hay. Briefly ...
upon not seeing a ghost…
Upon not seeing a ghost I am still quite able to speak the goosebumps on my arms are very non-existent I didn't turn as white as a sheet. Upon not seeing a ghost no scare has taken hold of me maybe they're on strike or skiving up a tree - I wonder where they could be ? ...
upon conversing with the bread…
Upon conversing with The Bread about Bread-Related-Issues ; like why with suddenness - people pretend they just can't eat it thence ignore ergo shunning the foodstuff of our beffudled Jesus-Lord whilst continuously whining aye with sacrilege deplore or will its sliced type be the standard for EVERYTHING evermore ? - something else happened ...
bouncing
Like a mad March hare bop in Springtime proper or a young Barnes Wallis on a buoyant space hopper or a gazelle on 'stuff-thing' 1st up then downswing - we're bouncing. We're boun cing ...
oliver cromwell’s head is still missing
Oliver Cromwell's head is still missing for over 3 centuries I wonder where it could be? I've recently double-rummaged through every loft & pocket, dredged the canal, checked behind the settee. So then I printed off some 'HAVE YOU SEEN MY HERO'S HEAD?' notes with a number to call plus a portrait - warts & all. & stapled them onto tree trunks & the Parish Council Notice Bored - yes Cromwell's head has gone but he's not the only 1 ...
a lucky escape
The insects were noted by their absence on this morning's walk as hedgerows dozed thick socks - warm toes. This countryside is alive & wise yet often sleeping there should be a do not disturb sign to kindly remind the urban inclined. But the dog & I we wandered on through Winterland passed an assortment of bare trees we marvelled at their scarcity. Then we turned a corner & there as clear as magenta with child-botherer top-lip hair & eyes of fading ember stood December. 'Run' ...
a storm in your pocket
There appears to be a storm in your pocket a raging gale drenched howls of wail. There appears to be a storm in your pocket cold nefarious fronts arctic gusts of mistrust. There appears to be a storm in your pocket keeping people indoors its terror batters with force. Oh there appears to be a storm in your pocket - 'cause there is please tell me where you bought it or is this storm a gift ? ...
orangutans are not the only fruit
Never play chess with a Diocesan they'll cheat when their distractions spell their wicked ways. & never ever try & triple guess an Ombudsman they're fickle-unpredictable just like a month of Jonathans ...