a shite poem

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a shite poem  (  b u t  b o n u s  p o i n t s  f o r  h o n e s t y  )



in the foam of evensong

as bedfordshire is brawling

petrichor is herring

& the plover's toe is mauve


silage is a slithering

as slippers in the stomach

swans upon a turnip

as badger fucks a fox


lemon trees are purring

as the apple in the castle

blobs within the bucket

as a gibbon shats a log


flume - i hear you pewter

from the london planetarium

sneeze - i cheese the big nose

of the lost sphinx

of antartica

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dnuoranrut a

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dnuoranrut a  (  a  p o e m  )




puddles peck a grey day

ruddle pebble shoe

muddle, mud & waylay

sunk is in the shrew


stutter stubs a nu-moon

butter flutter snow

early stirs & too spoon

flow is in the crow


squinter sings a tail sting

wizard blizzard fly

blither, mitts & pale skin

shite is in the sky


piddle sleets a blank sheet

scribble swivel chairs

river, rat & - taxi

spring is in the hare

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mother europa

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mother europa  (  a  e u r o v i s i o n  )




macedon ankles

pastors in pastel

fingers of butter

ladders & satchels


candlemas saxons

mirrors in rivers

cobbles of clutter

visions & slithers


breton breast seaman

speckles in freckles

feathers of fluster

demons & kettles


octopus oghams

cockles in cider

dribbles of nutter

riddles & spiders


symphony steeple's

chatter in pastures

staggers of stutter

bankers & wankers


yodelling yeoman

rifles in spirals

blisters of brothers

sisters & cycles


violin vikings

spindles in spinsters

islands of blubber

whimper & squinters


rotunda romans

grocers in loafers

suckle the udder

mother europa

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middle mizzle march

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middle mizzle march  (  i t  ‘ s  a l w a y s  m i d – m a r c h  s o m e w h e r e  )





operas fox the copses

warbles boar the wood

adders, rungs & ladders

stutter, stagger, stood


puddles plum the river

buzzards peck the sky

murmurs, stirs & evans

burble gurgle i


weasels sneeze the measels

scribbles ink the spew

knuckle, dust & buster

sputter spittle view


drizzle tings the cymbals

maple sings the larch

april, strings & aprons

middle mizzle march

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sticky pennies

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sticky pennies  (  a  p o e m  f o r  m i z z l e m a r c h  (  e v a n s  a b o v e  )  )




duster, ruffle

sputter breeze

rubber balls

& courts


buster, shuffle

nunneries

tips of tors

& ports


hocus, murmur

pocus, flow

crocus glow

& orbs


focus, firma

locus - crow

squawks of squall

& sorts


fumble, terra

puddle sky

feather flecks

& claws


trundle, blether

stumble i

squinter's death

& doors


dangle, slither

hyroglyph

carrot top

& horse


mangle, river

hyacinth

hat atop

& pause


perches, birches

vernal haze

wobbles, boars

& snorts


churches, lurches

myrtle maze

goggles, gawps

& hawks


blisters, listers

bits of spring

drizzle, dew

& course


whispers, fingers

dripping in

trickles, glue

& gorse

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