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brass monkey weather ( rehtaew yeknom ssarb )
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metal marmosets
lark in a polar vortex
when the snow goes nuts
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brass monkey weather ( rehtaew yeknom ssarb )
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metal marmosets
lark in a polar vortex
when the snow goes nuts
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goodnight spool world ( dlrow loops thgindoog )
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scribble drips ‘n’ drops
dribble drops ‘n’ drips
pencil cases, rubbers, races
chasing paperclips
piddle pens ‘n’ pads
paddle pads ‘n’ pens
pleasant peasants picking peppers
pheasants pecking hens
plodding queues ‘n’ peas
podding peas ‘n’ queues
rabid badgers, bat ‘n’ quaggas
shrews in dancing shoes
hobble hops ‘n’ skips
wobble skips ‘n’ hops
thicket sticking, tangled brambles
shitting in a copse
running ups ‘n’ downs
coming downs ‘n’ ups
feathered weather, flutter fingers
spreading butter cups
prudent suns ‘n’ moons
mutant moons ‘n’ suns
yawning orblet’s, phantom plasma
zapping laser guns
killing time ‘n’ tea
spilling tea ‘n’ time
fading places, ticking faces
froglets boxing rhyme
speeding streams ‘n’ brains
steaming brains ‘n’ streams
betty swollocks chatters bollocks
’til the gland of dreams
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december’s anti-checklist ( tsilkcehc-itna s’rebmeced )
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an absence of bees
hornets & fleas
unseen, catalogued
& dutifully un-noted
not a swallow swoops
nor a swift swishes
as we pause & sneeze
under leafless trees
skin a shade of ghost
un-stung by nettles
blanker than a cheque
lifeless like a high street
with its faux-snow sprayed
over shop windows
muzzled folk inside
spot their smileless eyes
missing like a clue
mister pavlov’s dogs
drooling for the bell
not the juicy steak
where the air is listless
all’s the so of what
see december un-pen
ticking not a jot
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actual going bananas ( sananab gniog lautca )
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laters then, lakatan
break a leg, lady’s fingers
godspeed, cavendish
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laughing all the way to the word bank ( knab drow eht ot yaw eht lla gnihgual )
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napkins mendicant cataracts merriment
pincers peppery semaphore guffaw
quango jacobean cantaloupe amusement
pharmacist ptarmigan nunchuck chuckles
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revenge of the vegetables ( selbategev eht fo egnever )
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blustering brussels
artichokes in farty folks
parping the parsnips
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misting in action ( noitca ni gnitsim )
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misting the point
the bus & the mark
floating in mist
like bo peep’s sheep
moist of all
i’m breathing in mist
singing in mist
like a mistle thrush
deep in this mist
& misting the boat
presumed misting
like a view
marbles, mister kipling
or the mister men
bumping into trees
stubbing mistle toes
misting a key
within this sylphid sea
misting a trick
but never a beat
mistn’t grumble though
i mist be glowing
a mist in the mist
& misting your phone calls
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logs ( sgol )
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fodder of forests
bollocks that the captain writes
unflushable shites
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alternative names for snow ( wons rof seman evitanretla )
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blankets of brrr
phantom fragments
confused water
igloo mortar
bright white sheets
obscurer of sheep
yeti confetti
melting blossom petals
the trail of a blizzard
frozen cats & dogs
crystallised rainfall
dandruff of the gods
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the lord’s prayer ( 2021 n.p.c remix ) ( ximer c.p.n 1202 )
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our masked father
who art a potato
rainbow be thy skin
thy swill be dung
thy kingdom cunt
on earth as it is on twatter
jab us this day
our daily booster
& blame us all
for climate change
as we destroy those
who scramble our circuitry
in the name
of the sacred syringe
key workers – so no bloody poets
& the green recycled jackboots
for god is a they-them scientists
who dyes their pubes turquoise
on the big pharma gravy train
forever & ever
amen
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