this house has …

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this house has … by  satsuma candlemas




this house has ghosts

this house has floors

front bow window

some hidden doors


this house has hobs

this house has soul

it aint that big

the odd black hole


this house has cheese

this house has dog

this house eats shat

'just flushed a log


this house has nutt

-er tra la le

this house has aids

these aids help me

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wandless ponders

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shit sticks by ( dhwdwge367~ )




if i had a magic wand

i'd banish evil

shit begone ( ! )

just peace 'n' peas

the rest do one

oh if i had a magic wand


& if i had a magic wand

i'd bang out poems

 all day long

not this gubbins

nah - proper ones

i fucking hate magic wands

( x )

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to do

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to do by penelope pending




to do

a list

a seed or two

a storm of sorts

an acorn too


to do

a scheme

first dream a dream

then decipher

what said dream means


to do

a plan

so use your head

steal a hen that

lays magic eggs


to do

a list

merge bits of gist

with gibberish

then make a wish

( x )

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reunion

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reunion



graham's an accountant

more grahams than most are


rosie still has rosy cheeks

a farmer's wife - ooh arr


akbar's become maureen

& gordon's still a menace


lundy worked in media

she's now the doge of venice


camus works with camel humps

& myrtle works with myrrh


tabitha's still ginger so

we still don't purr to her


piss pot's on the porridge oats

plus bugle's banged up too


memories are made to fade

who are you

what d'you do

( ? )

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this is a y’oldey folk song


this  is a y’oldey folk song

by misc trad’-aye




this is a y'oldey folk song

written by anon

in the darker ages

so join in - sing along


this is a y'oldey folk song

nan will know this one

bits of it are missing

but still it carries on

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all schooled out

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all schooled out by dangle dingle dingle dangles


if poetry told you

to jump off a cliff

onto the hard rocks

oh so far below

or rob a bookies

stockings 'n' sawn-offs

' give us your money '

I hope you'd say no


if poetry told you

to throttle mother

then your stepbrother

in some mad kill fit

then please ignore it

poetry's wicked

the dark beyond us

a true little shit

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