late autumn gulps

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late autumn gulps by sixteen lines of seasonal verse-shat




late autumn gulps

a precious breath

surveys its damage

what is left


the trails of gales

yet lovers swoon

but hedgehogs sleep

as winter looms


there's mistletoe

there to be seen

summer is hiding

in the green


of holly leaves

& ivy too

as scrumpy ferments

( that'll do )

...













nature reserve

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nature reserve ( a short ‘n’ rhyming vaguely poetic discharge )



succumb to the scum

as a moth to a flame

or d cameron's cock

to a dead hog's gob

it's quarter past beige

tantrums are all the rage

there's watches in them cogs

shetland pony analogue



there's mind on the brain

fucking slime in the drains

answers hide in them lofts

yellow snow's pissed off

a turquoise refrain

but the windows in pane

yes certain bubbles pop

but heres it don't stop

...


















anyone for cricket?

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anyone for cricket by 16 mid-on-inside-off-edge-leg lines




anyone for cricket?

whites & sticky wickets

the leg-a-rubbing insects

singing in the thicket


please bowl us a googly

as you won't confuse me

if the umpire signals out

i'll flash 'em a moony


agricultural ducks

lewis method dumb fucks

fruit salad & furniture

on the boundary - bad luck


topspin twenty20

breathless hushes testy

tea in the pavilion

sandwiches aplenty

...














( author notes )

this poem contains a few cricketing terms

& a little nod to henry newbolt


















certainly

~

certainly ( a poem, dot dot dot )

 … 



i know my hand

like riding a bike

on the back of my hand

as sure as pike

might bite my hand

shit - which little finger?

on an as clear as day

if i stick it in the river


( so there )

...