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oh shit ( some piffle )
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cavalier custard magnetic birds are flustered bubble wrap wankers ...
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oh shit ( some piffle )
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cavalier custard magnetic birds are flustered bubble wrap wankers ...
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the writhing process ( a poem for monday )
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there's gravy trains & paper planes & flows that go against the grain there's hidden truths & massive lies there's monkey minds & reptile brains there's sparks of hark & drizzle plods & gifts from gods - despite the odds there's mumbled dreams & inner seams perchance to cream - you jammy sod there's heaps of sheet & this 'n' that & sundries too plus bric-à-brac there's inky squints & smudgy ghosts there's detour roads & sticky facts there's peaky troughs & muddled bursts & gifts within each jumbled curse there's wriggled squirms & squidgy ink until swans sing - there's bastard verse ...
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bee a buzz ( another poem for sunday etc. )
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bee a buzz & beat a drum waft a wasp & whale a song like a pike get on your bike mime in hum & on we swan scale the snake then lime the scum snail a trail & fox the den mouse your holes & post your goals moon the sun then cluck the hen mam in tor then glib the glum clean in sweeps to wake to the boar gap that mind then round the wind stone all plums & snort the spores clap a hand & thunder thumbs spew in shrew - you feel a tit hide those crows right up your nose spin in spun - crack on with it ...
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stat-attack ( some stats )
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every six minutes - a florist shall wilt every ten minutes - a welder shall melt for each earth-hour - five fireman shall drown one in two poems - implode ( oh no ) ...
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lichen on a stone ( a few words inspired by the picture )
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no two splodge the same - it's true as each patch is its own like fingerprints or flakes of snow there's lichen on a stone ...
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i spy july ( some seasonal jism )
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so june is dead etc. the grass is wet, the river's dry a foxgloved time & fox cubs too there's buttercups & butterflies so on we plod - us plucky sods the squinting sun in blinks it shines on mossy walls as nature calls on corncockle & columbine the swallows swoop in nifty loops there's nettle stings where thicket thrives there's fattened lambs - the grazing's good there's cowslip herds & thistle spikes the woods are cool - woods always are then gleaming in the valley wide a golden sight upon the first i spy july & six magpies ...
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muffle-buggered sky thing ( a poem )
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yes, it's squidgy in the riddle said the lemon to the lark as the catnip purred a lion & the dogwood wolfed a bark as the vicar played the fiddle & the spiders spun an ark neath a muffle-buggered sky thing as the morris men turned dark as the acorn chased a squirrel up a flagpole in the park & the marquis in his marquee showed some aardvarks his birthmark aye - it's vim-stuff in the fizzle said the fishwife to the shark oh but change is rearranging it's that never-ending spark ...
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flimflam speckled hen ( 5-7-5 nonsense )
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flimflam speckled hen
intergalactic parsnips
what time's wednesday then?
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ominous ( a nonrick )
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the milksops sobbed milk on this morn
as garden gnomes shat on the lawn
the sky roared jet black
as fork lightning cracked
a chartered accountant is born
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don’t shout at cows ( some piffle )
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the toast has flown the hittites have fled when wednesday fell so thursday's brown bread then friday came & torched down the shed so marmalade is clutching at shreds the gatling's jammed the milkman is dead the eggs are vile & scrambled our heads it's all my fault the jenny wren said don't shout at cows shout at me instead ...