I don't suppose you've seen my Unicorn ? I've been searching high then low, I tethered him outside my local Happy Shopper - oh I wonder where the tosser could go ? Is he in the library studying Cuneiform ? I've scanned as far as my eyes can see, maybe it's poachers or invisibility as upon his horn is now worn the ring of Gyges ? ...
contemporary poetry
on a solstice eve
On a Solstice Eve the joint 2nd shortest day of the year when the silvery Sun soon does 1 - disappears especially when partially marred by cloud. A song swanned into my ears a proper old classic no glib festive cheer pre-dating mortal-Jesus with his bastardized ideas so sing it loud & proud now Winter is here ...
most fun is harmless
Whether lost without purpose as a porpoise in a shampoo advert, or moochin' on the horizons of the enlightened & aspiring brigands views. Be it wassailing in the valley with a poem whilst Summer deep-dreams sleep-stirless, or just talking to a bucket - fuck it something to do ...
auguries of tinnitus
I don't remember the Stone Age or the Bronze Age for that matter ; I've never even heard of Rosencratz, that Mastodon or wiped out the Quagga. Loose tiles on a vile Shrovetide bits of brisk gale & shards of dark shatter - no, sorry I don't own that nosedive plus I've never seen toads fly fuck off now & scatter ...
legerdemain(ia)
We Spell your many names - we do on assortments of blank A4 pads, neat pumice & tattered rags, scribbled ink hand's; riddles yet to understand. We try to remember them all in order before they're once more rearranged compelled by forces varied & strange - we Spell your many names ...
the cress years
Yes 1 remembers cress with a distinct fond ness the stubby sweaty thumbs of its uncle-esque caress. The way it laughed & cried like turpentine was far-right at times & made myrtle wine. Plus who can lest forget the rash on its left elbow that resembled Rasputin or the Isle of Wight? But that was many Manis & several Lunas gone now - mere dingy memories dwindled of light ...
destiny is a wanker too…
The other day I briefly managed to give Fate the slip by tying its shoelaces together so after 1/2 a stride it tripped thence fell flat on its Fate-face whereupon I ran away & disguised myself as an invisible needle hidden in a GIANT stack of hay. Briefly ...
upon not seeing a ghost…
Upon not seeing a ghost I am still quite able to speak the goosebumps on my arms are very non-existent I didn't turn as white as a sheet. Upon not seeing a ghost no scare has taken hold of me maybe they're on strike or skiving up a tree - I wonder where they could be ? ...
upon conversing with the bread…
Upon conversing with The Bread about Bread-Related-Issues ; like why with suddenness - people pretend they just can't eat it thence ignore ergo shunning the foodstuff of our beffudled Jesus-Lord whilst continuously whining aye with sacrilege deplore or will its sliced type be the standard for EVERYTHING evermore ? - something else happened ...
bouncing
Like a mad March hare bop in Springtime proper or a young Barnes Wallis on a buoyant space hopper or a gazelle on 'stuff-thing' 1st up then downswing - we're bouncing. We're boun cing ...