the ice age is coming ( tomorrow )

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the ice age is coming ( tomorrow ) by doom mcgloom



the ice age is coming

 ( tomorrow )

'tis looming

its cold's almost here

it will get nippy

circa mid-morning

then stay

for one thousand ( ish ) years



the ice age is coming

( tomorrow )

so stock up on tinned soup & vests

all earth will freeze

deep sub-zero degrees

so find a warm cave

all the best

( x )

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kick it off

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kick it off by general vernon keepsake



kick it off

plug it in

switch it on

things begin



warm it up

watch it go

stand well back

it could blow



or implode

keep an eye

patience you

in good time



working now

for the best

this machine

does the rest

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let there be bollocks

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let there be bollocks 


let there be bollocks

let there be light

let there be otters

tossers & shite


let there be permits

let there be ale

let there be scandals

sandals & snails


let there be blizzards

let there be sun

let there bee honey

yes - all shit puns


let there be elbows

let there be toes

everything - fuck it

go with them flows

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