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z-listers
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z-listers ( sretsil-z )
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zephyrous zeros
zoroastrian zebras
zombie zookeepers
zuccini zealots
zeus’s zitherers
zambian zeppelins
ziggzagging
zurich’s ziggurats
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as the buzzards hum
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as the buzzards hum ( muh sdrazzub eht sa )
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fog beyond the frost
floating in the frozen so
toes ‘n’ fingers crossed
spin the greening leas
uppercut ‘n’ chin the hills
with a creeping breeze
wellingtons in time
’til the moon is afternoon
with a weathered rhyme
striding like a list
feather quill a better still
sun behind the mist
ticking closer – come
rocking chair a boxing hare
as the buzzards hum
’til the teasels stir
& a springing lamb is sprang
as the catkins purr
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drifting a partridge
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drifting a partridge ( egdirtrap a gnitfird )
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cousin of the quail
– the feathered sort
so not the prozzers
spouse of the grouse
catch
a weaving breeze
fields become oceans
be that
magic plank
pastures waving on
paper planes
& grass plains
floating
over clover
( further still yet further )
brother of the pheasant
go
from where the pear tree grows
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mist opportunities
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mist opportunities ( seitinutroppo tsim )
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water vapour wraiths
twist a greyer dragon’s tail
shifting shapes of apes
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faces frown a smile
when ganesh is speckled breath
sit upon a stile
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in a sodden lea
seek the greener grails of vales
watch the lottery
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by the river’s bend
see the milkman floating so
hespero’s a friend
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tentacles & horns
dancing as the owls retreat
then the morning dawns
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clouds upon the ground
spinning with the river’s hymn
sing without a sound
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aaa ppp rrr iii lll
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aaa ppp rrr iii lll ( lll iii rrr ppp aaa )
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abra-cadaver
arthur wakes on avalon
as pranksters reign
pull the other wool
pass the season’s parcel then
pluck the sparrow’s grass
red tulips whisper
rhubarb rising like a star
roguish crows caw
incas ink a sun
icthyosaurs walk again
in between daydreams
lemurs leap the deep
leopards spot a shepherd’s flock
lazing in the shade
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the plan so far
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the plan so far ( raf os nalp eht )
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( insert plan here )
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how to kill your imaginary friends ( & get away with it scot-free )
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how to kill your imaginary friends ( & get away with it scot-free ) ( (eerf-tocs to htiw yawa teg & ) sdneirf yranigami ruoy llik ot woh )
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shoot the buggers down
with a gun-shaped hand
with invisible bullets
( sound effects optional )
whack ’em with a spade
from the shed – in y’ head
or a faux-snow shovel
blow upon blow
shrink ’em to the size
of a silverfish or fly
or imaginary ant
& stamp, stamp, stamp
startle them with boos
shock ’em ’til they drop
tickle both their elbows
with an ostrich feather
break their phantom hearts
tell ’em that it’s over
you’ve new fake friends now
& some of them are poets
bury them deep
in a ten foot hole
in the hungry woods at night time
& tell not a soul
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( author notes )
& if you have a few spare years to fill
look into the origins of scot-free
there’s quite a few different theories out there
& they’re all adamant they’re right
but until susie dent puts her foot down
no one can say for certain
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now that you’re a poet
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now that you’re a poet ( teop a er’uoy taht won )
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splash
in a jubjub birdbath
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the twelve daze of easter
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the twelve daze of easter ( retsae fo ezad evlewt eht )
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twelve rabbits at it
crackles in the attic
eleven morris dancers
actual bell ends
ten wrens a’nesting
in a letterbox
nine pheasants strutting
underneath the catkins
eight maids a’milfing
time is speeding up
seven tulips crooning
handel & jerusalem
six snarks a’ larking
where the air is pot pourri
five creme eggs
it’s a chocolate lottery
four orbs soar
as the scarecrows see
three badgers dance
on a moonlit lea
two hot cross buns
plus a game of noughts & crosses
& starship from atlantis
in a pickled pear tree
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