thoughts from a shed

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thoughts from a shed  (  a  t r u e  t a i l – o f f  )



imagine who

invented the trowel

among the pots

thoughts from a shed


in olden times

& next wonder how

folk reacted

yes - what was said


'twas witchcraft then

then mad masses howled

& screamed in fear

bring us his head


( or else her head )

in days far from now

no doubt they burned

until well-dead

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your poxy t-shirts

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your poxy t-shirts  (  p o e t r y  )



if you were a band

then i'd buy

your albums


then i'd listen - slap along

to your songs

'til me knees hurt


i might go to your gigs

sink a few pints

then have a jig


yet i wouldn't be seen

dead

in your poxy t-shirts

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oh to be a telephone

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oh to be a telephone  (  a  s i g h  o f   a  p o e m  )




oh to be a telephone

pick us up & dial

aunties in antarctica?

i'll put in the miles

i'll carry your spoken tones

distance? - fret not - see?

cousins out on ganymede?

pah - that's well easy



oh to be a telephone

this would raise a smile

no prank calls or perverts please

nah - that aint my style

talk with ease - i'm dog & bone

relax, chat carefree

others may be listening

but that's beyond me

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feed me raspberries

~

feed me raspberries  (  s o m e  b o l l o c k s  )




hopscotch aftermath

coleslaw overlords

hopscotch aftermath

vortex - crossin' swords


sheep dipped happenstance

portals - disarrange

sheep dipped happenstance

corduroy interchange


gobshite goblin spit

rockall, lundy, sole

gobshite goblin spit

piss off pigeonholes


woodland badger shat

leaky batteries

woodland badger shat

feed me raspberries

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a good poem

~

a good poem  (  s o m e  p o e m  )





in my books

samaritans

& gold scouts

as paragons


terms, your guess

is dot-dot-dot

afternoon

that hits the spot


morning, eggs

fighting that fight

vibes, heavens

graces & night


jobs 'n' shit

said-word to go

riddance, grief, luck

so far so

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original shit

~

original shit  (  a  p o e m  )



well all this shit

is original shit

as twas handcrafted

by a blithering tit


& all these shites

are original writes

i only steal cars

in the darkness of night


these bastard rhymes

i'm afraid they're all mine

blame god or the fates

or the gemini mind


there is no off

this bollocks never stops

knockers eat a cock

& then a dead a dead tramp's sock

( bon appétit )

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