please bear in mind

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please bear in mind ( dnim ni raeb esaelp )

leaves on the line

saturday teatime

sixteen down

owls underground

sodium hydroxide

caesar’s word salad

seventeen across

broken biscuit english

a pebble in your shoe

two pied wagtails

phasers set to stun

the moon beneath the sun

the shape of last wednesday’s

iridescent chinstrap

horizontal lightning

& impromptu picnics

dream snippet sheet

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dream snippet sheet ( teehs teppins maerd )

freddie mercury

sang living on my own

on the planet mercury

to an audience of owls

& trans-nightjars

who identify as owls

( species is a social construct )

meanwhile on earth,

the prophet-man muhammad

plays a set of swingball

with a then fluorescent ewok

upon the mossy lawn

watch that backhand

– three treecreepers

four white stags

on the tip of mam tor

krishna-christ tickles

the toe’s of anne frank’s kitty

who his so well

that the nazis never found her

sevens suns rose

like muffins in the oven

said your step-godmother

but dressed as an elf

in a telepath tongue

( ? )

a load of old showbiz necro-cults

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a load of old showbiz necro-cults ( stluc-orcen dlo fo daol a )

& a nightingale farts

like a pat upon the pastures

      from the arse of a bull

      but in berkley square

 where x-r morris dance

dressed as gloaming ghosts

      in bleach white sheets

      ironed by a maid

silent like the actress

who drinks the blood of shrews

      on a tuesday afternoon

      or a certain thursday morning

goading the gas

from the reverend rectal passage

    pissing on the pulpit

     with ruby red paint

as the quiz show host

with a secret goblin mistress

      vomits on a furry

      in his dungeon dressing room

see these manic mannequins

wanking abstract mime

    bobbing like cadavers

    in a pop star’s hot tub

inking not sinking

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inking not sinking ( gniknis ton gnikni )

plod the trail of snail
once upon a chapter one
catch a passing tale

writing like a ghost
penning then of phantom friends
letters in the post

piffle on a pad
paddles up a squeaking creek
scribbles of the mad

tickle as a rib
in the static attic’s flap
dancing with a nib

rise ‘n’ take a sheet
wake the willing fool & spool
quill the incomplete

never-ending list
of a morning’s yawning spawn
pissing in the mist

dancing on your onus

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dancing on your onus ( suno ruoy no gnicnad )

he’s a prancing prat

& the rat in rat-a-tat

trotting as the fox

snores within his den

when the sun’s a gun

triggering the squealing queen

she’s a loon at noon

twirling topsy terpsichore

spinning like a loom

whirling dervishly

see the fingers point

from the self-anointed ones

thundering the underlings

twickers in a knist

fire from above

feet upon umbra

re-signing not resigning

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re-signing not resigning ( gningiser ton gningis-er )

kiss the frog

a river in the fog

scatterbrain

the clatter of the rain

kicking clods

a fool upon a plod

nature’s scapes

us still organic apes

spin a reel

the spanning of a wheel

scratch a drift

the riddle of the rift

raft a boat

upon the notion float

peeling in

a song beneath the skin

focus out

the in within the sprout

seal with ink

a poet’s kitchen sink

comatose

the clutter in the close

spring anew

upon the scribble’s dew