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p e n d i n g ( g n i d n e p )
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( your poem goes here )
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p e n d i n g ( g n i d n e p )
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( your poem goes here )
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hey, kurzweil ( liewzruk ,yeh )
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robots will never
smell the petrichor
wafting up nostrils
from orgaicoil soil
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stirring a song
for the hinterland’s band
– no, not the robots
the metal or flesh
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too busy writing
poems online
& shining illusory shoes
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walking the dog
on the crust of the moon
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waving the flag
of the latest bot-fad
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robots will never
catch athlete’s foot
from a paraplegic
fatso
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badgering on
with a blister so persistent
she even switches heels
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thinking hats ( stah gnikniht )
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a pork pie & i
lost in a haze of berets
& deerstalker blear
here within this maze
beavers sitting on my head
once upon a bonce
when the top is up
fedora meditations
flow like a trilby
in a flat cap sea
feathers in the sun above
dunce dee over me
focused on boaters
thoughts about a mortar board
or a ducal crown
musing on mitres
reflecting upon a fez
( don’t burst my bobble )
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( author notes )
artist of the photograph unknown
but fair play
it’s unmistakably shrek
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he of brighter bicycles ( selcycib rethgirb fo eh )
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i’m a breathing pantomime
sings the scribbled ink
with some super glue
stick a pube or two
he of brighter bicycles
an easter egregore
all is throbbing thickets
& toads upon toadstools
rabbits not rubble
the catch is in the double
trembles of treble
as hares box the air
hespero & i
wandered of a morning
on the road of romans
quarrymen & drovers
time is like a light
in the dim of thought
nought is but an egg
scrambling the smeg
weaver of before
in the mirror – rayed
‘fore the dawn’s middle eight
& chorus to fade
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f e b ( b e f )
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further echoes backwards
foxes electrify badgers
farmers eat buttercups
faraway elephants bark
fabled easterlies blow
fireflies egg babylon
future endeavoured bluebells
florists emancipate bakers
floating excelsior’s beyond
fruitful’s endless bunions
fucking easter bonnets
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the dalek buds of may ( yam fo sdub kelad eht )
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nettles run this planet earth
when the cuckoo’s near
come the eve of whitsuntide
in the northern sphere
of an egg in milky space
of a holocene
so the dandelions roar
on the grasses green
in the pantaloons of spring
see the thicket rise
throbbing like a time lord’s hearts
‘fore our mutant eyes
tangled brambles climbing high
by the garden gate
laser ray the weeds away
– exterminate, exterminate
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22 / 2 / 22 ( 22 / 2 / 22 )
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see flamingos float
one foot in the gravy boat
sail a saucy sea
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coffee & sneezy ( yzeens & eeffoc
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patter on the pane
pitter on again
nailing a tale
on a force ten gale
lock a locket tight
tenter is the night
hooked upon the spy
of a spider’s eye
when eleven calls
crawling up the walls
bolt a howling door
while the loft mice roar
spin a growling oak
heaving even’s soak
weave a drier though
’til horizons glow
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a bit of a div ( vid a fo tib a )
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moon in afternoon
merge in murky water
with your then reflection
peeping at the ripples
see the mincing mist
clear beyond the smear
of a camp campaign
& a spectral projection
faraway is late
never’s better though
parp another parsnip
as a crocus croaks
while the clocks fly
ticking like a bomb
or the creaking ticker
of a jibber-jabber man
wade in dunlop boots
rubber like a duck
or the dub – in tubs
sailing out & seabound
sun in shrouded cloud
coddled like an egghead
shine again – y’ wanker
giz a fuckin’ cuddle
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beyond the ruddy fourth wall ( llaw htruof yddur eht dnoyeb )
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island monkey me
sat in a hat by tealight
tries to do haiku
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