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a fucking sonnet ( my first & probably last attempt at writing one )

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when shakespeare had a bee in his bonnet

well sod it he cursed not of the twat bee

'stead sat at his disk then penned a sonnet

in his sonnet style he named after he


oh so modestly then back to them plays

in his 2-up 2-down in london town

piss ups on fridays - it's a p.o.e.t.s day

whisky & brandy with brown ale so brown


yet bees we need far more than bill shakespeare

indeed they sting but kill rarely they do

piss ups are valid - granted that's right dear

shakespeare had clown feet he wore special shoes


sonnets are wankers bugger off bye-bye

a shite i don't give as uncouth am i

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