squint’s the battered beak

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squint’s the battered beak  (  a  p o e m  )





sink's the phantom-tangent plunge as sun's the cobbled deep

spun's the cuttle-fission ink & blink's the riddled speak

spring's the quivered-quibble ping as ting's the nobbled nose

sing's the manna-spanner sponge & hum's the dribbled sleep


tick's the whittled-river watch as clock's the sunken creak

bed's the chapel-apple head & red's the rubber cheek

bread's the seven-lemons bug as plug's the drunken nose

chequed's the tartan garden rug & swept's the flutter speak


swim's the christened-glisten wing as swan's the otter feet

bird's the burbled-bursar burst & bog's the heathered peat

swamp's the marbled-gargle flap as fleck's the tosser flows

drift's the brindle-dingle wood & mist's the weathered teak


grit's the leopard-shepherd stone as bleat's the legion sheep

tor's the dawdle-portal snore & nap's the splattered peak

bat's the bastard-blister blink as snow's the beacon rose

trek's the freckled-fuddle speck & squint's the battered beak

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magnetic headlines

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magnetic headlines  (  a  r e w r i t e  )





loophole pheasant beehives brute

hothead goldfish transmutes flute

chip shop flipflop hilltops slop

biplane tyrants hogwash newt


french door centaur foxgloves foal

bloodlust orchard skylines vole

tuck shop truck stop pinheads plop

ginseng gymnast milksops mole


nunchucks nomad turnips tree

tofu ocean bamboos bee

desktop despot tank tops crops

wigwam whiplash cobwebs knee


spatchcock windmill gorgons eye

padlock peasant potholes pie

bus stop sweatshop cough drops cop

clubfoot curate nozzles sky

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dawn’s the jan

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dawn’s the jan  (  a  p o e m  )





pig's the sty & stick's the pan

wind's the wing & skim's the scan

swoop's the loop & droop's the drawer

spring's the sing & tin's the can


lip's the list & mist's the man

hand's the stand & spin's the span

flight's the kite & wipe's the floor

pie's the sky & flim's the flan


newt's the eye & hoot's the clan

wheat's the speak & brain's the bran

drop's the drain & rain's the pour

twig's the jig & jog's the ran


spit's the shit & hit's the fan

sod's the plot & plod's the plan

shoot's the spoon & spore's the door

brawn's the moon & dawn's the jan

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eff off

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eff off  (  a  f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f  . . .  )





festivals

flapjack

fetlocks

freckle-fluff

fingertips

fudge freight

focus foam

flickers


follicles

fang fling

footholds

feather frog

foliage

fonts froth

fiddle flux

flusters


fire flicks

foxgloves

flutter fjords

fuzz fizz

fanjets

florist frizz

flower fowl

figures


fibular

flecks frieze

fat fish

fanzine fix

frolicking

fig farms

faraway

fuckers

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cromwell’s skull

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cromwell’s skull  (  l i n e s  f o r  l o n g  l o s t  h i s t o r y  )



tatters torch the sprawl of moor

staggers scrap the tips of tors

circles turn the vernal door

addle on for saddle sore


embers dredge the bed of lakes

tremors trail the tail of snakes

seven sees the summer eight

ticking lists for season's sake


stutters pot the holes of cheese

flutters stalk the haunts of keys

murmurs spur the autumn breeze

spurting springs for thirstily


ruffles scuff the ruff of hull

rifles aisle the isle of mull

whispers swell the winter's lull

searching on for cromwell's skull

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tatters splat

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tatters splat  (  a n o t h e r  e f f o r t  )





bumble bees & pepper shakers

buzzards pecking pickled capers

battle ships & apple strudels

lepers lift the excavators


onion rings & sunken freightewrs

prussians punching drunken sailors

russian dolls & golden poodles

tigers stripe the rifled sabres


silver spoons & lunar craters

hobbles horsing oscillators

brittle bricks & riddled doodles

dragons snap the alligators


pater thyme & alma mater

kettles snorting water vapour

muddled eyes & fuddled pupils

tatters splat the battered paper

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shave the captain

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shave the captain  (  t h e  n o t  i  )





spun's the sung as hang's the catkin

rub the duck & scratch the backspin

dazed's the day as string's the fiddle

spill the quill & sheet the satin


quid's the pro as quo's the latin

rose the dog & dodge the gatlin

heat's the nose as grill's the griddle

toe the flow & feet the famine


sheep's the speak as creased's the napkin

tongue the rung & bung the chaplain

rain's the lane as drum's the drizzle

match the bat & catch the last in


whirr's the spur as ant's the admin

dance the prick & dick the hatpin

whip's the ship as slip's the nipple

serf the wave & shave the captain

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ten proverbs

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ten proverbs  (  a  l i s t  )






the hen is flightier than the horde



wren in dome, shrew as the omens



no flan is a diamond



turds of a blether fuck together



a stopped watch never soils



fractions squeak powder than nerds



there's no slime like the pheasant



never fudge a cook by its mother



two plebs are wetter than swan



axis snakes prefect



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d-tours

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d-tours  (  s o m e  o ‘  d i s s  ‘ n ‘  d a t  )





decibel dipstick

delphian dawdles

discourse delta

distant drummer


dormant dottage

duplex dumbbells

down dale deacon

dryad digress


drip drop dogwood

dungeness dragons

dresden drizzle

desert discuss


damsel dwindle

downstream dwindles

dumbstruck damson

dripping digest

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