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alternative names for the moon ( noom eht rof seman evitanretla )
…
cousin of the sun
david niven’s balloon
cheeky, cheesy chops
fodder of space-mice
old crater face
dean martin’s pizza
nephew of the death star
werewolf activator
mistress of up there
renfield amplifier
lover of the lunatics
shaper of the dreamscape
shooter of beams
master of the tides
as the midges bite
warden of the night
…
( author notes )
& i’ve heard word – from a reliable source
that the actor, comedian
& game show host – les dennis
is in fact … a straight man
( gasp )
apparently dennis used to be married
to that amanda holden – & all sorts
& she’s not a les
she’s an amanda instead
( another gasp )
so dennis has been fooling us all
since at least the fucking eighties
( it’s an absolute swizz )
…