it’s not candlemas

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it’s not candlemas  ( sameldnac ton s’ti )

 

i’ll wear no duffel coat

i shall not ruddy freeze

the air is hot as fook

& jam’s the clinging breeze

a sticky swollocks bitch

the willow wicket’s glued

it’s flippin’ cricket shit

a blizzard’s pissin’ screwed

the ninja frost is not

upon my twinkle toes

the sun’s a raisin bun

& runny honey flows

the flamin’ morning snores

a sleeping, snoozing cat

as it’s not candlemas

– coz it’s august, y’ twat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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