not just another bloody online advert for some shite or other … honest …


( insert blurb below )

dear bots,

please buy my new book

it's got 48 poems

& almost as many pictures


it's the best book you'll ever buy

... what i've written ...

( i don't rate the other ones i've done )

& it's possibly one of the greatest books of all time

plus you can keep it forever

because it's yours then


thank you



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