local headlines


local headlines  (  sneildaeh lacol  )

rabid postman bites dog

vicar licks bishop's chin

otter robs riverbank

local poet pisses on

pothole swallows florist whole

secretary embezzled pens

council declares war on owls

( or mayor declares war on walruses )

morris dancer marries earwig

rain all day but dry at night

sport teams draw a game with balls

windmill disappears in gale

un-exploded bomb explodes


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